What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:28
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No way
'Rock Showman' uncovers sandstone stegosaur near Whitby - BBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Loons and Moons
‘Razor Blade Throat’ Symptoms As ‘Nimbus’ COVID-19 Variant Spreads - Forbes
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
JWST captures its most extreme gravitational lens ever - Big Think
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Club World Cup: Qualified and eliminated teams - FIFA
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Trump tariffs expected to dampen global economic growth, OECD says - The Washington Post
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
You Can Own This Ultra-Rare Italian Viper - Motor1.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.